Cheney in wheelchair!

Egads! Could it be? Now former VP Dick "Darth" Cheney in a wheel chair? The rumor he threw his back out while stooped over a shredder all last night may or may not be true, but the fact is much of the 'evidence' a South American-style 'Truth & Reconciliation Commission' might use (or the War Crimes Tribunal at the Hague) is now gone forever... of course he himself didn't shred a thing, he had a rogues gallery of underlings just following orders when they hit the 'delete' keys after Nov. 4th.