Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Gay Republicans for Jesus!



I have a love-hate relationship with gay Republicans. It's not so much the schizo-hypocracy or their lack of fashion sense, but the sleazy, sneaky "in-the-mens-room-at-the-airport" kind of furtive behavior that shows not just a lack of "pride" but also a profound shame and fear of getting caught.
So, is that the attraction?
Are they the same kind of person who as a child in the school yard received a cheap thrill from picking their nose when no one was looking? The kind of weird adult who in the workplace has a simple smile for you, then tries to read the memo on your desk upside-down when you turn around to take a call? The risk taker who gets a perverted rush when they wear pantyhose under their chinos? Should politicians like Mark Foley be pilloried publicly and be forced to march in San Francisco's Gay Pride Parade once they've been outed as a sick form of penance? Sure, why not... "We accept you, we accept you, one of us!" they would scream from the sidewalks as they blow kisses at their latest conquest... call John Waters, we may have a script for his next movie!

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