From the land of the Hanging Chad

Comes more election-related chaos and confusion among the voters. A recent returnee from "Del Boca Vista Gardens" reported a retiree said out loud that "A muslim is running for President.", probably part of the Osama-Obama problem and related to the scam story that Barack Obama attended a "madras" (religious extremist brain washing "school" like Pat Robertson's Regent U.) in Indonesia. But, it gets worse since someone also stated that Mike Huckabee pardoned Doors singer Jim Morrison! Huh? What? OK, let me get this straight... turn on computer, log on, open browser, get to Google, search... OK, apparently Huckabee pardoned Rolling Stones guitarist and part-time fossil embalmed with Jack Daniels (Me and my shadow...) Keith Richards for a traffic related arrest many moons ago in 1975. The report was also that the current Governor of Florida Chaz Crist (aka Not Jeb Bush and not Christ) might pardon Morrison for "exposing himself" way back when (Kids, go watch the Oliver Stone movie on your iPhone!).
So these are the kind of nit-wits who voted for Pat Buchanan when they wanted to vote for Joe Lieberman and we trust them with our Democracy? May I order them all a round of
Brompton Cocktails?