Fear of t-shirts & cartoons?

I thought I was dreaming when they hauled off Cindy Sheehan right before the State of the Union address of Mr. Danger. Then "they" made amends by also ejecting a woman wearing a "Support Our Troops" shirt. Sheesh! If all things are symbolic in some way to someone, the current "War on Shirts" ranks right up there with the "War on Drugs" or the Stridex "War on Acne"... Surely we have reached some sort of nadir to our political life when such things occur routinely.
NEXT!
Mohammed cartoons shock ignorant third worlders hung up on silly crap...
That should have been the headline when the Danish paper Magizinet printed cartoon images of the founder of Islam recently. OK, time to throw eggs at the Danish Embassy! If I could I would get a OUIJI board and communicate with him to find out his opinion on all this.
There is something so backwards and simple-minded about these radical Islamists that makes our homegrown variety downright warm and fuzzy! Id rather hang out with tobacco chewing, beer swilling, NASCAR loving bible thumpers than the clerics living so far in the past they are truly bordering on irrationality.
I'd set their hijabs and turbans aflame and laugh as they run down the street, because the glow from that fire shall surely light the world!